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I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car: Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk! Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?