Our apologies to the skanky costume. You've just been bested for tackiest attempt at sexing up the kid's paradise that is Halloween. The jack o' lantern is officially no longer safe. It's been porned. Apparently the creators of Pornkins missed the memo released after the Lorena Bobbitt debacle?
Now, some creative folk have crafted hilariously rude designs out of their bright orange squashes and shared the results online. One dirty minded carver cut out a stripper design, complete with enormous breasts, while another crafted out a pair of hands so the pumpkin looks like a bum that is being grabbed. Sex seems to be a common theme amongst cheeky Halloween enthusiasts who want to give their veg an X-rated edge. Two unicorns can be seen getting frisky on one pumpkin, while another depicts a swarm of sperm making its way to a giant egg.
People are carving penises into their pumpkins in X-rated trend this Halloween
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Traditionally, people carve spooky faces onto the fruit and chuck a candle inside it to give it a frightening appearance. But this year, Instagram users seem to have other things on their minds and have instead carved very X-rated designs. In one photo, a cheeky Halloween-fan carved three pumpkins, two with spooky faces and another showing an erect penis.